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Reading " Young People Ask", by the Watchtower Society (Jehovahs Witnesses)

thank you for ...
thank you for exposing the sick motherf**kers hypocrites, I can remember when these a*****es made me watch there indoctrinating bulls**t

Another great video ...
Another great video, Smokin'!!

"I cried as I told ...
"I cried as I told him... I was so ashamed..." Yeah, that's what the Watchtower (B)Organization feeds upon - rendering the "rank & file" paralyzed with fear and impotent in guilt...

@PuNkOfNiCe Hah!! ...
@PuNkOfNiCe Hah!! Thanks for digging thru the Watchtower Society publications to find that quote! Must have been 'fun', going thru all those "Thou Shalt NOT's"... >;)

the 'Youth' book ...
the 'Youth' book chapter 5 masturbation & homosexuality page 41 (I think) quotes = "Also, you may find it helpful to sleep on your side rather than on your back or face down." The Watchtower should know, they're all wankers!

Not 40 years a ...
Not 40 years a watchtoer slave but 40 yreas a wanking slave get a life man get a woman

@BianchiMedia Yes! ...
@BianchiMedia Yes! but the roots of the name go way back... No Coincidence she was a Egyptian Queen when she was turned in the book..

@JustCameOnYourFace ...
@JustCameOnYourFace Same here. had my first orgasim and thought i hurt myself... Until I slept like a baby and asked a friend... *lol* Then suddenly I was going to bed VERY EARLY... Next thing I know im in a scene of a "After School Special" my mom and sis are talking (not a coincidence) Masterbation and the dangers... "Oh well then" My sister said "I need to stop that then huh mom" Whatever my body.. f**k off..

@akashafuhr ...
@akashafuhr Akasha was the Queen Vampire in Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice. It's an awesome book -- I read it 4 times.

Oh, for Pete's sake ...
Oh, for Pete's sake, masturbation is a NORMAL part of human sexuality... Scientific studies have shown that women/girls who masturbate are more likely to achieve orgasm, and have more frequent orgasms during 'regular' sex... 'Course, masturbation isn't nearly as much fun as a night with hot love-making with a partner...

And the lord said.. ...
And the lord said... after 2 shakes.... ur breaking the law!

@cooper79jeffr ur ...
@cooper79jeffr ur right.. lol i remember!

so one brings world ...
so one brings world peace,love unconditionally thy neighbor,give ur life for ur love ones... but then one day .. ur in the shower... start playing with ur self. and then. (THUNDERS,THE VOICE OF GOD) AHAA!! U BEEN JRKING OFF!!!! THAT AGERS ME!!! BUT WAIT AND SEE... I WILL DESTROY UR WHOLE VILLAGE BCZ OF THIS!!!!

@DblOSmith I heard ...
@DblOSmith I heard it First in a book but it was Akashic Record Then Anne RIce used the name Akasha in a book also read somewhere it is the name of a Old Witch... a tale about one.. Been my alter ego for some time.

@Truthbookblues I ...
@Truthbookblues I forgot about that book. Wow... hes right Smokey wrong book... Interesting Ugh what i would give to travel back in time and stp myself from letting those books burn... I was happy to seem em go... But now... I would kill for a few of em.

@cooper79jeffr ...
@cooper79jeffr I'm glad you mentioned that. I remember the book saying that. More Dub insanity.

@Punkninja12 I ...
@Punkninja12 I thought I was the only one. ;)

@akashafuhr Being ...
@akashafuhr Being ostracized for not participating in anything Christmas... while living in the heard of the bible belt... I wouldn't have been able to place any of my heathen, anti-christmas books back then even if I wanted to. I learned not to even try by the 4th grade. By the way, how did you get your name? :)

The "Youth" book's ...
The "Youth" book's advice to sleep on my side to avoid masturbation came just in the nick of time, because the book was published when I was 15. May Jehovah be praised. Just kidding - nothing "helped". I was a condemned sinner.

The "Your Youth" ...
The "Your Youth" book from the WT Society in 1976 also contained the gem that habitual masturbation could lead to homosexuality, because you'd get tired of lonely sex play. Seriously. I am not making that up, because I could never dream of saying such crazy s**t.

Talk about giving ...
Talk about giving kids a major guilt complex. I was so happy when I grew up and realized that masturbation is NOT evil.

@Truthbookblues ... ...
@Truthbookblues ...continued: Also, you may find it helpful to sleep on your side rather than on your back or face down. This is from the old book: Your Youth, Getting the Best Out of It. You're looking in the wrong book.

Youth Bk 17 ...
Youth Bk 17 Masturbation and Homosexuality 17 There are, of course, many additional things of a simple and sensible nature that one can do to help to avoid or reduce sexual tension. Being with others—provided, of course, that they are wholesome persons—is a protection. If you sleep in a room alone and you find that you seem to feel special stress in this direction at night, you may be able to arrange matters to share a room with another member of your family.

@akashafuhr Yeah ...
@akashafuhr Yeah it's bad because then the data is everywhere and it slows the damn thing down. My laptop has vista, which I think was created by a bunch of ass*****s. The damn thing is so slow and then Mozilla crashes; I think the idiots who created Vista need to have something shoved where the sun don't shine :)

@Ribcagehacksaw ...
@Ribcagehacksaw The orgasm.. Proven to be as good if not better for you even Physically (not just emotionally) As Laughing And I dunno about anyone else. But nothing puts a spring in yer step better than a afternoon of Great prolonged and Rigorous sex (Alone or with someone) by the fruit of the tree you will know its worth babies Smiles and a increased heart rate especialy if ya have the right "equipment" But like anything else. Everythng Always in Moderation.. Even Moderation.

@Tawna54321 tell me ...
@Tawna54321 tell me about it.. Is it bad that i cant get the disk fragmenter to work, maybe?

@ ...
@LuciousVBogeymanProd *Snorts* Great Dustin more soda all over my monitor, Thanks... gotta laugh at it hey or it just becomes a beast ya gotta put down.

@DblOSmith Sick ...
@DblOSmith Sick thing is I placed more than 20 of those in Highschool.. Just told em to ignore the scriptures and chapters on god and Spirituality.. Im sorry to all those people in School.. Nah Being a Jehovah's Witness does not make you a Target for your peers as a teen.. Not at all... (Said very sarcastically)

@Punkninja12 ...
@Punkninja12 ROFLMAO! *cough*

I guess the GB put ...
I guess the GB put out this crap because they themselves are impotent!