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Reading " Young People Ask", by the Watchtower Society (Jehovahs Witnesses)

I? hate you so much.
I? hate you so much.

@sparkyva2 Either ...
@sparkyva2 Either sleep? good like you want or don't sleep at all. Frustrating yourself over the fear of masturbation will only make you tremble over yourself. If that would get a person killed at armageddon then Jehovah should have never gave us these genital powers in the first place. Or at least make them grow at a later time.

I remember someone ...
I remember someone at the KH mentioning something? about sleeping on one's side, but that was a long time ago.

Haha, this was made ...
Haha, this was made back? in my "lets use every effect WMM has to offer" days =P

@YAHWEHtoHELL maybe ...
@YAHWEHtoHELL maybe you were? too busy jacking off? :P

f**k!!! Why have? i ...
f**k!!! Why have? i not seen this?????

@TheOpenMinded12460 ...
@TheOpenMinded12460 Masturbation is okay, and is love,? you are loving yourself. Who agrees?

@BianchiMedia - I ...
@BianchiMedia - I agree. While it's true masturbation may lead to more sexuality, it's crazy to? say it'll make you tend to like your own sex more than the other sex. I'd like to see the scientific study that proves that !!!

who saw sumone ...
who saw sumone writing"f**k? U I WONT DO WAT U TELL ME!!!!"

thank you for ...
thank you for exposing the sick motherf**kers hypocrites, I can remember when these a*****es made me watch? there indoctrinating bulls**t

Another great video ...
Another great video, Smokin'!!?

"I? cried as I told ...
"I? cried as I told him... I was so ashamed..." Yeah, that's what the Watchtower (B)Organization feeds upon - rendering the "rank & file" paralyzed with fear and impotent in guilt...

@PuNkOfNiCe Hah!! ...
@PuNkOfNiCe Hah!! Thanks for digging thru the Watchtower Society publications to find that quote! Must have been? 'fun', going thru all those "Thou Shalt NOT's"... >;)

the 'Youth' book ...
the 'Youth' book chapter 5 masturbation &? homosexuality page 41 (I think) quotes = "Also, you may find it helpful to sleep on your side rather than on your back or face down." The Watchtower should know, they're all wankers!

Not 40 years a ...
Not 40 years a watchtoer slave but 40? yreas a wanking slave get a life man get a woman

@BianchiMedia Yes! ...
@BianchiMedia Yes! but the roots of the name go way back... ? No Coincidence she was a Egyptian Queen when she was turned in the book..

@JustCameOnYourFace ...
@JustCameOnYourFace Same here. had my first orgasim and thought i hurt myself... Until I? slept like a baby and asked a friend... *lol* Then suddenly I was going to bed VERY EARLY... Next thing I know im in a scene of a "After School Special" my mom and sis are talking (not a coincidence) Masterbation and the dangers... "Oh well then" My sister said "I need to stop that then huh mom" Whatever my body.. f**k off..

Oh, for Pete's sake ...
Oh, for Pete's sake, masturbation is a NORMAL part of human sexuality... Scientific studies have shown? that women/girls who masturbate are more likely to achieve orgasm, and have more frequent orgasms during 'regular' sex... 'Course, masturbation isn't nearly as much fun as a night with hot love-making with a partner...

And the lord said.. ...
And the lord said... after 2 shakes.... ur breaking the? law!

@cooper79jeffr ur ...
@cooper79jeffr ur right.. lol i? remember!

so one brings world ...
so one brings world peace,love unconditionally thy neighbor,give ur life for ur love ones... but then one day .. ur in the shower... start playing with ur self. and then. (THUNDERS,THE VOICE OF GOD) AHAA!! U BEEN JRKING OFF!!!! THAT AGERS ME!!! BUT WAIT? AND SEE... I WILL DESTROY UR WHOLE VILLAGE BCZ OF THIS!!!!

@DblOSmith I heard ...
@DblOSmith I heard it First in a book but it? was Akashic Record Then Anne RIce used the name Akasha in a book also read somewhere it is the name of a Old Witch... a tale about one.. Been my alter ego for some time.

@Truthbookblues I ...
@Truthbookblues I forgot about that book. Wow... hes right Smokey wrong book... Interesting Ugh what i would give to travel back in time and stp myself from letting those books burn... I was happy to seem em go... But now... I? would kill for a few of em.

@Punkninja12 I ...
@Punkninja12 I thought? I was the only one. ;)

@akashafuhr Being ...
@akashafuhr Being ostracized for not participating in anything Christmas... while living in the heard of the bible belt... I wouldn't have been able to place any of my heathen, anti-christmas books back then even if I wanted to. I learned not to even try by the 4th grade. By the way, how? did you get your name? :)

The "Youth" book's ...
The "Youth" book's advice to sleep on my side to avoid masturbation came just in the nick of time, because the book was published when I was 15. May Jehovah? be praised. Just kidding - nothing "helped". I was a condemned sinner.

The "Your Youth" ...
The "Your Youth" book? from the WT Society in 1976 also contained the gem that habitual masturbation could lead to homosexuality, because you'd get tired of lonely sex play. Seriously. I am not making that up, because I could never dream of saying such crazy s**t.

Talk about giving ...
Talk about giving kids a major guilt complex. ? I was so happy when I grew up and realized that masturbation is NOT evil.

@Truthbookblues ... ...
@Truthbookblues ...continued: Also, you may find it helpful to sleep on your side rather than on your back or face down. This is from the old book: Your Youth,? Getting the Best Out of It. You're looking in the wrong book.